Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw somechunks to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the creature, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has faced off against a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- MAGA!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Commander-in-Chief get more info himself is hitting the swamps on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a pen full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will show.